when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five
On the outside:
this is also my response to snapped fingers, whistles, and waves from halfway across the room. If you are not physically challenged, get up and come to the desk like a civilized person!
Word to that patron:: R.E.S.P.E.C.T.